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I thought this post on texags was funny

Texags Link

10 steps transforming a normal, happy Aggie into a basket case:

Step 1. Wake up one morning and find out that Gibbs will probably be our next DC

Step 2. Wake up next morning and find out that Darnell could be our next DC

Step 3. Ask self, who the heck is Darnell?

Step 4. Read every post on Texags and start to find out more about Darnell.

The heart rate starts to increase. Anger is coming on me.

Step 5. Download Notre Dame media guide and find out Darnell's failures at Notre Dame after finding out that he was their DC

Step 6. Read several on-line news articles about the failures at t.u.

Anger building. No longer able to function at work.

Step 7. Get e-mails and phone calls from sips that know me that remember Darnell and start laughing.

Go out and kick the tires on my truck, get in car and let out screams.

Step 8. Download the media guide from WMU as final piece of information to putting together a chronical Darnell's failed past 16 years of coaching. Send information via e-mail to both Byrne and Gates as well as several in my network.

Feel a little better from venting. Can go to sleep.

Step 9. Wake up next morning and read that Darnell was rejected from NC State for their vacant DC position and was also rejected from LA MONROE for their vacant DC position!!

Start crying

Step 10. Find out that our great leadership is so ashamed of this hire that the are not going to announce our new coach via press conference, but do it via a internet website.

Total mental breakdown achieved.

This is really where i am at this point...Went through 1-10.
Of course as someone in this thread mentions..

"aggie football is a 12 step program so step 11, load gun, step 12 pull the trigger"