Dinner time

Some things just work like clockwork.
Especially at the dinner table, when I'm the one doing the kids dinner.
Boys eating dinner...I hear Rhea talking....."Rohan Ryan looooook..." and Rhea will goad Rohan into doing something incredibly stupid. That boy has my genes alright....Rohan swings his spoon over his shoulder..with food on it..
.Arrrrrrrghh...that's freaking oatmeal.... I'll scold Rohan. Ok i'm done.But wait...now its Ryan's turn to scold Rohan..
Ryan will make his biggest angry eyes(imitating me) and then have his turn shouting at Rohan.
"OH-HUN..something something something...TUP TUP!!!"
Then I have to tell Ryan to shut up and mind his own business.
HA HA Ryan got shouted at...Rohan's feeling all righteous again and feels like he's back in daddy's good book, so then Rohan will scold Ryan (even louder and with even bigger eyes) "I-YEN...something something something...YOU Tup Tup"
Now i have to tell them both to shut up.
Fiona don't think i can't hear you sighing in the study....
Breathe...breathe....
Arggggghhhhhh...there's Rhea whispering again.