Brett said something very naughty

Everyone who knows Rhea, knows what an angel she is.
So when she says stuff like "I learnt what the "F" word" is in school today", both Fiona and I always tense up, put our best fake smiles on and head spinning ask "Really? What?"

Rhea..giggling..."Fart"....

Oh ha ha ha ha (PHEW..close shave)


She did it again a few days ago..At the dinner table...
"Mommy, You know Brett said something very naughty to me at school today"
Fiona(in her bravest voice) "Really? What?"
"He said he wants to marry me"
Phew.
"And then I said , YEAH i'll marry you too"
"Well the next time he tells you that, tell him he has to wait another 25 years"
Rhea. Ponders.Then
"Well actually I asked him first"