The D SpaceMe: Rhea do you want to go to Home Depot?
Rhea: No.
Me: No “Daddy.”
Rhea: No Daddy.
Me: Please?
Rhea: No Daddy.
Me: Why not?
Rhea: Cause I am very busy today daddy.
Me: (laughing) Oh Pleeeese ? Daddy really wants tyou to go with him…
Rhea: (Sternly and gesturing with both her hands) Daddy, when someone says no to you, then you should leave them alone.Me: Quiet, stunned silence.
Me: Rhea, do not go into that room…mommy’s sleeping.
Rhea: Looking at me challengingly and slowly closing the door.Me: Rhea, do NOT go into the room.
Rhea: Still looking pretty bold…
Me: Rhea, I’m telling you, do NOT….
Rhea: Closes the door and runs off into her room, to play with the toys.Me: (now in Rhea’s room) Rhea did you not hear me say “Do not go into that room”
Rhea: But…
Me: (increasing inflection) Did you NOT hear me say “Do not go into that room”
Rhea: But But..Me: Did you or did you not hear me say “do not go into that room”
Rhea: (frustratingly) “Daddy you can’t say all the words.”Rhea with her new typing toy (it’s got a keyboard)
Fiona: You like your new toy Rhea?
Rhea: Yes, mommy, I love my kemputuh
Fiona: (laughing) that’s great…
Rhea: (typing) Look mommy, I’m kemputuhingRhea: Daddy can we buy a Dora toy?Daddy: No Rhea, We don’t have money for that.
Rhea: (Gesturing with her hands like Dora does) Maybe we can go to HEB and buy some money.Rhea: Where’s Maggie? (Neighbor’s dog)Daddy: Maggie’s gone to heaven.
Rhea: Did she go up to God?
Daddy: Yes
Rhea: How did God take her?Daddy: You know I don’t know…
Rhea: Maybe God took her in an airplane high up in the sky?Rhea: Daddy have some of my hotdog
Me: No Rhea, you eat it, it’s your dinner, and it’s yummy.
Rhea: But daddy, you can have a bite of it
Me: No Rhea, you eat it.
Rhea: But you can eat it too daddy.
Me: Ok I will (take a bite)
Rhea: (looking at hotdog) you have a big mouth daddy.
Rhea To Elmo:
“You sit here Elmo; no moving, ok?
No Elmo, it’s not a *timeout*, but you have to sit here, ok?”Fiona: (Putting Rhea to bed) Mommy and daddy are going out to watch a movie.
Rhea: But Aaja and Aaji will be outside?Fiona: Yes, they’ll be outside.
Rhea: So if I want to call out to anyone I should call out to Aaja and Aaji?Fiona: Yes, Rhea. But you won’t need to call anyone.
Rhea: Yes, but if I need to call someone and get a flashlight, I’ll call Aaji and Aaja? (yes, Rhea’s discovered aaja’s flashlight).Rhea: Do you want some ice cream?
Fiona: Sure, what flavors do you have?Rhea: Chocolate, Strawberry and Framilla (vanilla and formula?)
Fiona is eating dinner at the small dining table. Rhea is eating her dinner at her small play table.
Rhea: Mommy what’s his name?Fiona: Who?
Rhea: Him, mommy what’s his name?Fiona: Who are you talking about?
Rhea: Him ( pointing towards the table)Fiona: Rhea I don’t know what you are talking about. Who’s name? Come here and show mama please.
Rhea: (Points) HIM.Fiona: Oh him, he’s the *salt shaker* (we have a pig shaped salt shaker).
Every night Rhea says her prayers, and dutifully asks the lord to bless her baby brothers(in addition to blessing her friends at daycare, her "jumping mattress" , her toothbrush and her dora chair)Last nite, after Rhea was done praying, as she always does , she kissed her baby brothers.
And then proceeded to ask Mommy, "How will the baby brothers come out mommy?"
"Oh, they'll take them out at the hospital"
"But how will the hospital take them out mommy? They don't have any screwdrivers..." . Yes, we had spent all morning changing the old batteries on all of her toys.
Rhea playing pretend with Fiona:
“Mommy, I will be the mommy and you will be THE Rhea”
Scene: Hot summer day, I’m dressing up Rhea for bed.
Rhea: “Who are you going to feed?”
Daddy: “Wha..?”
Rhea: “Who are you going to feed daddy?”Daddy: “What do you mean Rhea?”
Rhea(now pointing to my bare chest):
“Who are you going to feed?”Me(Laughing): “No one Rhea, only mommy feeds your baby brothers”.
Rhea: “Is that because she has long pointed breasts?”